1 1/2 cups freshly squeezed lemon juice (from about 12 lemons) 1/2 cup sugar 6 cups water Lemon slices (to garnish) 3-inch piece fresh ginger, peeled and grated Ice 1/4 cup honey
14. For reasons that cannot be explained, cats can suddenly read at a twelfth-grade level. They can’t talk and they can’t write, but they can read silently and understand the text. Many cats love this new skill, because they now have something to do all day while they lay around the house; however, a few cats become depressed, because reading forces them to realize the limitations of their existence (not to mention the utter frustration of being unable to express themselves). This being the case, do you think the average cat would enjoy Garfield, or would cats find this cartoon to be an insulting caricature?
(Fuck you, Pop Mechanics. Your magazine sucks now, anyway.)